Monday, April 12, 2010

The Tale of a Pyromancer AWESOMENESS!!!

First of all: why don't I post often? Because I have NOTHING to talk about! Part 12 STILL isn't up (is it?) and I don't play W101 all the time anymore.

Now that that's out of the way...

I have something amazing to share with you! Actually, a better word is "hilarious". I have a super-exclusive part of my best friend's story (A.K.A. The Tale of a Pyromancer by Sydney JadeHammer)! I posted about it a while back. Anyway, I just LOVE this part. This is all her writing - I'm just typing it. ;)

Right now Sydney and her friend Taryn WildHeart are captured in Malistaire's lair with Sierra WinterBreeze (yours truly) and Rowan WillowLeaf. And NO ONE offends Rowan while Sierra's around. :P

"I'm Sydney JadeHammer," I said.

"And I'm Sierra WinterBreeze," said the older girl.

"Oh! Oh! Oh!" screamed the younger girl who was jumping up and down. "I'm Rowan WillowLeaf! Hi! Hi! H-"

She didn't get to finish.

"SILENCE!" shouted Malistaire in his deep, threatening voice. "You're giving me a headache."

"I'M giving YOU a headache?" Rowan said. "YOU'RE the one TALKING LOUD!"

"Oh, shut up," said Malistaire.

Rowan started to cry, and Sierra tried to comfort her. Then she gave Malistaire a look that said, "You are going to die."

"Don't you DARE talk to my sister that way!" screamed Sierra. "How would you like me to talk to you like that, Malistaire Male Duck? Yeah, that's right! I know the definition of Drake!"



I LOVE the ending. "Malistaire Male Duck" is kind of an inside joke with us. It was when I was typing TTOSW one day and I was bored, then realized that "drake" was actually in the computer's dictionary. So I look it up... and it's a male duck, rofl!

I just thought that's hilarious, and I wanted to share it. If you liked it, I might be able to post her prologue or first chapter!

...Wow. I can't believe I just wrote all that on a DSi...


  1. LOL... Ahem, do you have a twitter or connectx (diary of a wizard) account so we can meet in-game?

    If you do could you tell me..? Thanks, there you can follow other wizards/witches and keep up w/ them...

  2. it took my like 5 minutes to stop laughing